Friday, June 16, 2017

Elves in Search of Bondmates

Excerpted from ELF KILLERS


It was still dark when the dour Elf woman gathered up the skirt of her leine and stepped into the wet big bluestem grass. “Would someone tell me why we have to be out in theelves-1Strah before the crack of dawn?” she said. “Isn’t this when the shawkyn spooghey begin their daily hunts?”
“You volunteered with the rest of us, Brede,” said Vorona, as she waded through the grass behind her, “so it’s our turn first. And as for the chosen hour, I’m sorry to say, but the strike falcons determine that. Olloo says that the only time both birds leave the nest is right at sunrise. One of them goes out to hunt and the other one comes back right away to sit on the eggs all morning.”
Brede fell silent and made a childish face which was ugly even in the dark, but filed into the tall grass with everyone else.
“The wild strike falcons make grass nests a foot and a half across in the middle of big mounds of grass and sticks, maybe three feet high by about ten feet across,” said Olloo as he walked, looking from side to side at Vorona, Roseen, Kieran, Oisin and Doona, Brede, Nessa, Markus, Donachan and Martyn to see if everyone was hearing him. “They place these in loose colonies, ten to twenty rods away from each other in all directions. I’ve been watching an especially large colony not quite a league north of here, so that’s where we’re going. I just hope we’re not too late getting started.”
images“So what do we do when we get there?” said Oisin as he held Doona’s hand and tramped along beside him.
“I want to leave everyone in a group,” said Olloo, “armed and ready and out of sight of the colony while I scout about the nests to see if the birds are away. If they are, I’ll gather eggs and fetch them out, two or three at a time.”

They fell silent right away as they struggled through the grass, trying to keep up with him, since he was quite afraid that they were late. Just before the sun peeped over the Eternal Mountains, he made them kneel in the grass back to back with their bows ready and then he disappeared into the waving grass. A redwing blackbird circled overhead, scolding. He was back in short order with four eggs, which he handed to Vorona, Roseen, Nessie and Markus before vanishing once more. Right away he returned, catching his breath as he handed out eggs to Brede (who beamed with delight in spite of herself), Donachan and Martyn.
“Hey!” whispered out Kieran as he pointed away through the grass. “Isn’t that a nest, yonder?”
“That’s dangerous!” whispered Olloo, suddenly wide-eyed. “We’re not outside the colony at all.”
Kieran jogged over to the nest at once, held up an egg and dashed back with it. “I hope it’s alive. You think so?” he said, handing it to Olloo.

“It’s warm and dry. I’ll bet it is.” he said, as Nessie and Markus trotted out of sight.
Suddenly, there was a shrill screeching. Olloo sprinted through the grass to find Nessie and Markus at the edge of a nearby nest with two baby strike falcons shrieking with all their might as they stood in their shell fragments. “They’re going to get us killed if I don’t do them in…” he said, grabbing for his knife.
“No!” cried Nessie as she lunged at the babies and scooped them into her shawl,golden-girl-photographyquietingthem at once.
“They stopped screaming, all right,” said Olloo, but they might not bond with you if you take them. Either way, they’ve already made their noise, so we’d better get out of here, now.”
“My egg’s in the nest, Markus. Would you get it for me?”
“We have to go, or the parents will kill us,” said Olloo. “Come on!”
“I’m calling her Cronney. I want to give my egg to…”
“We can figure it out at home. Let’s beat it, kids!”

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Razzmorten Finds Ngerrk-ga

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Razzmorten appeared on a lonely beach amongst the cries of terns, just as a wave soaked his feet, sending small snails vanishing into the sand as it rushed back to sea. A beached jellyfish glistened in the mid-morning sun. He stepped away from the water and scooped up a double handful of shells to admire for a moment before squinting under his hand at the arid hills of white limestone dotted with grey shrubs which lay inland. He pulled out his scrying ball from his shoulder bag and squatted in the sand to stare into it, shaded by the brim of his pointed hat. At once he was underway through the marram grass, making straight for the hills.
By the time the sun was overhead, he had crossed over three great ridges of hills. A savannah sparrow called nearby. He paused to mop his brow and look about as he felt of the ball in his bag. "Maybe I need another peek," he said. Suddenly he held his breath.
"Could that be children?" A pebble skittered across the rocks at his feet, just as he spied a
curly haired head slipping behind some rocks. He heard hushed giggling. "Hello?' he
hollered.
There was dead silence.
"Hello? Is someone there?"
"Mamin!" cried a brave naked boy, prancing into view.
"Mamin! Mamin!" shouted another, "Dirdawung, mamin lamang gahan!"
"Menuny mamin mawu ga-yu-ma wutjjurrh-ma!" cried a girl, taller than the others, leaping to her feet.
Soon there were eight naked children dancing around him, just out of reach, chanting sing-song: "Ma-min...ma-min...ma-min..." After a bit of this, they took turns crying: "Mamin!" as they leaped forth to tug at his clothes and jump back as if he would bite.
"I say," cried Razzmorten, looking 'round about, "would you all be Ngop?"
The children broke out in such laughter that they could scarcely stay on their feet.
"If you all are Ngop, could you take me to Dort-da?" he said, nodding with wide eyes of encouragement. At this, a middle-sized girl with the merriest eyes of all dashed up and began yanking and pulling on his arm. He followed her at once.
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Up through the next ridge of hills they led him, pattering through the dust and rocks, until they came to a wide dusty valley. The merry eyed girl kept a relentlessly tight grip on his hand, pulling him along through the dust and shrubs as they came to scattered acacia trees with ruminating cows bedded down everywhere in the shade. He could see low domed mud huts in the thickest of the trees. At the far end of them against the rocks of a limestone bluff was a whitewashed hut, larger than all the others. They hurried with
him, straight up to it. "Dort-da! Dort-da!" they shouted. And the next thing he knew, he
was standing in front of the hut's triangular door without a child in sight. As he was
glancing here and there at the paintings of animals chasing each other across the breadth
of the whitewash, trying to gather his thoughts, Dort-da stepped into the light, adjusting
his long gourd cod piece. For a moment he looked as though he had been asleep.
Suddenly he smiled. "Razzmorten!" he cried. "It's been ages since Hanter Koadou. Come
inside."
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Razzmorten removed his hat and followed Dort-da inside, finding that ducking was scarcely enough to navigate a triangular doorway. It took a moment for his eyes to adjust. "Why, it's as cool as a cellar in here," he said.
"Sit here," said Dort-da, giving a slap to one of several fat rolls of blankets on the floor in front of a great chair made of cow bones. He sat in the chair and crossed his legs. He clapped his hands and a girl clad only in a skirt appeared with a jug of water and two large cow horns. He took the first drink and nodded at Razzmorten. "What brings you
here?"
"It wasn't too many years before our meeting at Hanter Koadou that there was a great plague which swept through the Dark Continent..."
"Douar-Noz might be better," said Dort-da. "The house of Dark hadn't taken over yet."
"Certainly," said Razzmorten carefully. "So, when the plague swept through Douar-Noz, of course, it killed thousands upon untold thousands of people, including my progenitor, the First Wizard, who was visiting here at the time. It killed half the people living here as well as half the people on the Northern Continent. Well, I've just heard that when the plague came, not a single Ngop died from it. Is that true?"
"Has the plague returned after all this time to Norz-Meurzouar?"
"Yes. One and by now, maybe two have died at Castle Niarg."
"Who brought it?" said Dort-da as he studied the backs of his hands. "Do you know where it came from?"
"Far," said Razzmorten, keenly aware that Dort-da was being careful. "The one who died just before I left was a retainer of Princess Branwen of the House of Far. I have no idea how many have died there."
"I've only heard of them a time or two. Do you know if they trade with the Gwaels of Gwaremm?"
"The last I knew, the Gwaels made them uneasy..."
"We have a lot to lose Razzmorten, but you convinced me years ago at Hanter Koadou that you have a true heart. You need to see Ngerrk-ga. His dreams are strong. If he doesn't want to help you, you are not to return here until seven years after this new plague has run its course." Dort-da studied Razzmorten carefully for a moment, then clapped once more. The young woman appeared with more water. "Nu-jabing-nga," he said. "Razzmorten-ga-ndi lahan Ngerrk-ga."
"Nu-jabing-nga quickly set down her jug. "Di-nya," she said, motioning to Razzmorten with a nod. "Di-nya." Waving him on, she disappeared out the door.
Razzmorten bowed to Dort-da, thanked him and hurried out into the heat and blinding light to find Nu-jabing-nga. He saw her at once, but found her even more difficult to keep up with than the children. He had to jog to catch her before she disappeared beyond the huts along the meandering path in the thorny wait-a-bit bushes that the Ngop used for fences which ran along the limestone bluff from acacia tree to acacia tree for a very long way, sticking up in the roasting heat like great parasols which gave shade to the resting cattle who languidly chewed their cuds and swished at flies, watching them pass.
boiling-cauldronAt last the path rose into a break in the bluff which led to an isolated mud hut, whitewashed and covered with red ochre hand prints in the shade of a pair of especiallylarge acacias. Ngerrk-ga was out front with his back to them on his knees feeding the fire under a large kettle that he was stirring. Nu-jabing-nga held her finger to her lips and motioned for Razzmorten to sit on the ground at Ngerrk-ga's back before grabbing her nose and dashing away, back down the path. Ngerrk-ga went right on stirring as if no one had arrived at all, chanting quietly: "Nja-min-ah... nja-min-ah... nja-min-ah... nja-min-ah..."
"Fates forbid!" thought Razzmorten. "I hope he notices me before I pass out from the smell!"
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Monday, June 12, 2017

Glimpse into the Home life of an Elf Killer Family



Fnarry-irrny was Dyr's sow, which allowed her to choose the best place in the biggest cave to spread out her things, rear her children and to attend to Dyr's whims and needs. She chose an airy alcove just inside the mouth of the Hooter Cave, well out of the weather, which allowed her the most convenient access to the fire just outside and the best place to flaunt her wealth of beads, shells and skins to all the envious sows who were forced to pass by her on the way to their respective spots further back in the cave. One troll evening (which is just before dawn), she rolled her bushy red head from side to side, gnawing and tugging on an Elf leg as she watched her family eat.
            "Boof!" cried her eldest son as he spat out a great cud of chewed Elf onto the ground. "Gnydy hee-hee-grabbed my grab-up-squeaker rump. Everytime, I get shin-bone-meat! I eat rump."
            "You think like rump," said his younger brother. "You snuff-snuff  like rump..."
            "Gnydy juicy-champs my rump, Da, and you let him," said the eldest, as two wolf-dogs squeezed in to bristle at each other and snatch up his cud of Elf. "You be easy-let, Da. Gnydy will head-smash you, then he'll be Thunder-man. And if Gnydy be Thunder-man, then I'll no be Thunder-man. I'll be hoo-hoo-crawl-animal." He turned to the younger. "But you'd be hum-dee-dumdle with that, Fnana-fnyr. You already be crawl-animal for yuck-champs. Poofy-letter Da grand-showed you..."
            "Rump-jaws, Fnanar!" roared Fnana-fnyr as he shot to his feet to run at Fnanar's head with a furious kick.
            Fnanar ducked as the kick flew by his ear, flinging Fnana-fnyr onto his back, the arm of Elf he was eating smeared all up one hip.
            Dyr stopped chewing and glowered at his sons from under his bony brows.
             "Ooot-ooot! ooot-ooot! ooot-ooot!" cried Fnanar as he flailed his chest with his fists. "That be proud-show rump-trick!" He wheeled 'round to leave the alcove and stepped right into Dyr's stony fist which put him flat on his back, seeing stars. 
            Dyr was a-straddle him immediately, furiously strangling him. 
            "Duda! Nyr-vyr-nirr-trad!" screamed Fnarry-irrny, ropes of beads and greasy breasts flying about as she sprang at Dyr to claw at his gnarly hateful fingers. "No! Stop!" 
            "He's begged for-this ever-since he wet-held Fnana-fnyr under the fast-water," he said, growling spit between his teeth as he gave an extra shove and stood up. He tramped out of the Hooter Cave and past the glowing fires.
            Dyr paused to glance at some kids who were poking sticks and giggling at an Elf child who was well beyond utterances of any kind, tethered and trembling uncontrollably as she awaited her turn over the coals. "No be Fnanar and Fnana-fnyr," he sighed. "Never-once have Fnanar and Fnana-fnyr giggle-romped that well-together. I can't even hunt with them-together."   
            He shook his head and walked out under the stars. A shivering owl called. "One-thing I know-be with all head-nod," he said. "Fnanar has-had his last greedy-champ in the Hooter Cave. Let him yank-bite squeaker-rump from Gnydy. He got his hairy-face new-name cold-time, cold-time, cold-time, cold-time ago.
            "But I have-to slip-let Fnarry-irrny pincher-twist me so Fnanar gets-to stay until he's giggle-grabbed a sow. But he grabby-wants the biggest milksow. Mudful hollow-head! He drool-dreams the wrong end. Hoof! He has sly-kids in every-other cave but the Hooter Cave and diggy-fingers his nose at me.
            "Ooot!" he bellowed into the echoes, silencing the owl. He gave his chest a good three thump drum. "And let Gnydy come at me for a good head-smash. He needs his thunder-stamp, too."  

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Friday, June 9, 2017

Minuet Sends a Surprise to Spitemorta

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Captain Bernard peered about at the landscape of Cwm Eryr, wincing here and there at recollections as his massive march streiciwr brenhinol stepped carefully amongst the tumbled armor and bones, staying abreast of Queen Minuet on hers. "I can't believe her grit," he thought, pretending not to glance aside at her. "She's almost serene, all decked out in her gleaming armor astride Vindicator's snow-white twin sister."
"Captain," said Minuet. "look yonder, by the dead tree. Could that possibly be...?"
"Ol' Brutus?" he said with a grunt, as he dismounted to go see. "Oh, you got that one right first try, Your Majesty. Has to be, head and all. Right where King Hebraun left him, though someone's been along in the last day or two and smashed him up pretty good. And that someone probably knew him, don't you reckon? Well, I mean Brutus was one of those as never could get beat up enough to match what he had a-coming to him..."
Minuet dismounted and removed her helm, letting fly her fiery red hair in the breeze. "Did you think to pick out a bivouac on the way down here, Captain?" she said as she thoughtfully rocked back and forth Brutus's smashed hauberk, gorget and breastplate with her toe. "I realize it's early."
"I'm afraid not, Your Majesty, for as you said..."
"Well what I need for you to do is to position them out of sight over that rise, yonder and come right back here without them. It doesn't matter how you do it."
Bernard left her where she was and set about at once getting the troop beyond the rise. Presently he returned to find her carefully examining the smashed skull and helm.
"Well," she said, standing up and brushing her hands as he dismounted, "guess what? There are some person's tracks all over, which I think you already noticed, but did you see the bird tracks? Big ones and little ones. Come look. Couldn't they be crow and sparrow? And here's a nice big black feather."
"Oh, that's them. I'm surprised that this amount of smashing up Brutus's remains is all..." Suddenly he had lost track and was gaping at what Minuet was doing.
She knelt and slapped the helm, leaving her coronary seal glowing and smoking in the metal. She set it beside the rest of the armor and smacked breastplate as well, leaving her seal to glow and turn blue as it cooled.
"My!" said Bernard, shifting to his other foot. "That's..."
"Ffwrdd a ni!" she roared, springing to her feet with a fling of her arms, sending the armor leaping into the sky to shoot away south beyond the horizon.
Bernard looked wide eyed and pale.
"I didn't mean to alarm you, Captain. I just thought Brutus should return to his queen. Do you think she will be pleased?"
"You sent those bones and armor clean back to Castle Goll?"
"They're already there."
"Oh!" he said with a spreading grin. "I think that was a right noble gesture, Your Majesty."
"Yes. And it's between us. That's why you moved the troop."
"I always knew you were Razzmorten's daughter, but I swear I never knew..."
"I vowed not to use my powers as queen, Captain, but their time has come, and I don't The_Burgeoning_Cover_for_Kindlewant it known, yet. Did you give the order to bivouac?"
"No."
"Then let's go. This is no place for us to be. We might actually have enough light to stop at Ash Fork and pay our respects to Hebraun."
Ch. 22, The Burgeoning

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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Who are the Beaks?



The Beaks are the nation of humans who live in the Kingdom of Mar, a territory that takes in the 
extensive fens within the Chokewood Forest known as the Beakmore (Beakmoor). The Beakmore surrounds a raised and well drained pastoral area known as Caistealbeak which supports the town of Caistealbeak that in turn surrounds the Beak castle, known as Caisteal-Beak, an early Iron Age style circular stockade within a moat, which encloses a massive earthworks crowned by a rambling wooden castle proper that overlooks the surrounding countryside.

The Beak nation is widely regarded as dangerous and barbaric and takes extended spells of making raiding forays against neighboring communities. Troops of naked tattooed soldiers, their 
bodies smeared with a blue stain known as woad, are led by captains who in turn are commanded by the king who is addressed by either the title "ru" or "brude." In Stone Heart , book three of The Heart of the Staff, Brude Taylorg, Ru of Mar, governs every bit as naked and even more tattooed and stained with woad than his soldiers and believes himself to be the direct descendent of the deity Eochaid, the fastest luathas unicorn who ever lived, and also believes that he is watched over and protected by the mighty wolf deity, 
Madadh-Allaidh Neartmhor. Taylorg's daughter, the beautiful Princess Tramae, is half-sister to Queen Myrtlebell. When Myrtlebell is murdered by Queen Spitemorta of Goll, Taylorg seeks vengeance by sending Tramae to arrange an alliance with Myrtlebell's father, King Theran of Bratin Brute.
 In the days when Ugleeuh created the Peppermint Forest from part of the Chokewoods, Brude 
Taylorg refused to be cowed by her threats. To force matters, she cast a spell on the Beaks to keep them in perpetual submission and humiliation by turning them into a nation of pot-bellied, marshmallow suckers, known as the Gobblers. 



So in The Collector Witch book two of The 
Heart of the Staff, Taylorg was known as Greedygut, Caisteal-Beak was the Gobbler Castle and the Beakmore was known as the Gobbler Marsh.

Are there fearsome blue meanies that you know about? Please let us know.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Arwr the Diatryma Finds Humanity in Vyrpudi the Troll

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"Mary," said Arwr softly from beneath the lone scrubby pine.
"Does your leg hurt, Arwr?" she said. "I've some herbs that might stop the pain without putting you to sleep."
"No Mary. My leg is merely bruised and the pain is bearable," he said, nodding to where800px-nyndrtly

Vyr-pudi was chained, beyond the fire. "Did you know that Vyr-pudi saved my life? He saved Abaddon's, too."
"That's his name, Vyr-pudi? Have you learnt any more of his language?"
"Yes actually, but what I did not expect is that he's beginning to understand ours."
"How do you know?"
"He called out my name quite clearly, just in time for me to dodge the lyoth which brought me down. I have no doubt that he saved my life and Abaddon's, too. Abaddon got
thrown off my back while I was kicking at the Lyoth. Vyrpudi caught him. And when he
saw his moment, he jumped the Lyoth and strangled it with his chain. No one has even
thanked him." He gave the side of his beak a thoughtful saw across a fallen pine trunk and
thoroughly shook his feathers.
Mary sat speechless for a moment, listening to the owl as a pop in the fire sent sparks dashing into the starry sky. "Oh my," she said. "I see your point Arwr, but he is a troll surrounded by Elves. He undoubtedly had some part in feasting on the Elves in two Jutish villages, and you know better than I do what you caught him in the act of doing at Oilean Gairdin." She peered at Vyr-pudi, sitting in his chains. "You're right, Arwr. We're no better at all if we can't show humanity when it's needed." She stood and brushed off her skirts. "Do you know the Trollish words for thank you?"
Arwr nodded his head. "Afey-fira."
"Afey-fira...afey-fira," she said as she started over to Vyrpudi, who sat up quite straight at her approach. "Well. Arwr says your name is Vyr-pudi."
Vyr-pudi became very wide eyed at this.
"Anyway we," she said, pointing to herself and then back to Arwr, "want to tell you afey-fira."
Vyrpudi's eyes bugged out and his jaw dropped open as she squatted before him and carefully reached out her hand. At once he drew back from her touch as if she were about to strike him. "Well I guess that wasn't a good idea," she said as she stood up and let her arms fall to her sides. She smiled at him and walked back to the fire.
"I believe he thought I was about to hit him," she said as she found her spot on the rock.
Arwr glanced over at Vyr-pudi who was now watching them with undisguised curiosity. "Yes I saw," he said, "but you didn't hit him and he can plainly see that you didn't intend to. He'll figure it all out. Where it will all go, though, I can't guess. You do remember that when I captured him, the plan was to learn what we could from him and then kill him, don't you?"
"I remember," she said, shaking her head. "Even with his valiant deeds today, after so many long years of attacks on Elves..."
"I know," he said as he snapped each wing and settled himself, closing his eyes. "We shall simply have to take things as they come."
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Friday, June 2, 2017

Spitemorta Has a Tantrum

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Spitemorta sat forward and grabbed up a hot cinnamon bun from the tea table just set before her, tore it open and dropped it onto a saucer to steam as she found the fresh butter and honey. "Oh," she said, licking her fingers and leaning aside to give the bell pull a yank. She went right back to her bun and took a huge bite, closing her eyes with a images (3)xdelirious moan.  
A young page came and stood at quiet attention beyond the table.
"Hey Piffant," she said through her mouthful of flying crumbs, when she finally noticed him.
"Your Omnipotence," he said with a deep and gracious bow.
Spitemorta took an eye-rolling moment to chew. "Listen Pissant," she said with a strained swallow, "go find General Coel and have him here this very hour."
"Anything else, Your Omnipotence?"
Spitemorta dug at the wad of bread in her cheek with her tongue and shook her head. 
"I live to serve you, Your Omnipotence," he said with a parting bow.Pearsons-renaissance-shoppe-childs-costume-300x300
"As long as you see that you do," she said. She wanted to see Coel at once, but it made no difference to her in the least whether or not Pissant managed to live. All that really mattered was her coming coronation and public executions of Queen Minuet's army.  
"Your Omnipotence...?" said her skinweler in a wee voice from it's hollow on the arm of her throne.
She put milk into her cup, slipped off the cozy and picked up the teapot. "Damn you, Pissant!" she bellowed into the echoes, hurling it across the room to smash on the marble floor. "Thanks to you, it's gone stone cold. Or maybe I need to boil somebody's stinking head in the kitchen..."
"Uh, Your Omnipotence...?" said the skinweler as a hired woman peeked in from a side door.
"Hey!" cried Spitemorta, "Get me a fresh pot!"
“This looks exciting and all, dear, but shouldn't you be showing some interest in the rest of your empire?” said Demonica, appearing with her fists on her hips by the shattered teapot. 
"Now!" hollered Spitemorta.
"My word!" said Demonica, walking right up to her. "Your first steward is waiting for an audience as we speak."
"So? Send him in."
"It is indeed nice to find you taking me seriously for once, dear," she said, cocking her head to look her over closely, "but you seem to be forgetting that you're the only one who sees me. Besides it's your skinweler. Your steward in Gwael..."
"Oh poop! How would I have time for those heathens with my coronation almost upon us? What would be as important as that? After all, I am the first one in history to rule the entire world."
Demonica drew a wide-eyed breath. "It might not hurt to ask him," she said with a nod at the skinweler. "I mean, he's no further away than the arm of your chair, and convenient as it is, it would be an act of actually ruling the world, don't you think?"
"You do it. I'm busy. And Coel will be here directly."
"Well I would, dear," she said with another nod at the skinweler," but you're forgetting that I'm dead."
"Your Omnipotence?"
"What!" said Spitemorta, thrusting her face at the skinweler.imagese
"Aah!" said the steward, jerking back from his ball. "Forgive me Your Omnipotence, I wasn't quite..."
"Well? What is it? I'm right busy here, and you're not likely to have anything important."
"I beg your pardon for my asking you to indulge me over this trifle," he said, pausing for a breath as he thrust out his chin, "but we've a situation here that's plainly on it's way out of control."
“What are you talking about, Irmen? What is going on there?”
"King Vortigern had a brother, Catigern, Prince of Pow Jyantylesk, who had a son before he died..."
"Osulf. So?"
"Well, Osulf claims the throne."
"What?"
"Now that sounds like something I remember talking about," said Demonica. "Or weren't imagesdemonicayou listening when I was...?"
"Shut up!" screeched Spitemorta.
"I beg your pardon, Your Omnipotence. I'm not sure I heard right..."
"What's he thinking?" she said, grabbing up the skinweler and pressing her face into it. "He can't do that. Artie died, which made me queen. I'm still queen. I may be empress of the world, but I'm still queen. And I left you on the throne."
"Yea. But he says that you never ruled Gwael before you became empress. According to him, you never once sat on the throne, and that left him next in line to rule after Artamus. In fact, he's sitting on the throne right now. And his coronation is tomorrow..."
"Horse shit!" she shouted, flinging the skinweler well beyond the tea table to hit the carpet with a muffled crack and go rolling away toward the entrance.
Irmen jerked back from his skinweler and rubbed his temples.
Spitemorta heaved herself to her feet, ran after her ball and grabbed it up. "So what kind of steward allows someone to come in and take the throne?" she said, catching her breath.
"One who's in his chamber, free to use his skinweler to reach you, if you don't mind my putting it that a-way. They took me by surprise. Had I not cooperated, I'd be dead or sitting in the dungeon and you'd not know a thing about it."
"I'll be right there..."

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