The nest in this tree is the very raven nest in this story.
Several years ago, when we were teaching on the Navajo Nation and living in a trailer on the campus of Twin Lakes Elementary School, a violent thunderstorm blew down a nest of baby ravens from the top of a hackberry tree. Carol grabbed up two of them, walking home from school. The neighbor's dog killed the other two.
Carol put them in an open box on the davenport and named the big one Hubba-Hubba, after our character in The Collector Witch, and named the little one Quoth. They were young enough that they were only about three fourths feathered out and Carol had to feed them baby parrot porridge with a teaspoon. And as it was when we raised our Amazon parrot, Carol's background in psychology and mine in ethology made us careful not to read human motivation into their behavior. However we were interested in their inclination toward language, so we began at once treating them as though they harbored the same sort of undeveloped intelligence as a baby human.
We made no attempt to teach them to talk. That is, we did not endlessly repeat phrases over and over to them nor drill them in any sort of way. What Carol has done every single evening since, before switching off the lights for the night, is spend some time scratching their heads and talking to them.
It was soon impossible to keep them in the box, so we transferred them to a large plastic pet carrier with a welded wire door. We kept them on the kitchen table. We handled them frequently and talked to them, but outside of squawks and groans, we heard nothing out of them for better than two months. Soon they began picking out large pieces of their cedar bedding, trimming them and using them as wedges and levers to force open the door of their carrier. Just as we were recovering from the shock of their doing this, one of them declared, "Fuck you!" as they scratched about in their new bed of cedar chips. The other one replied, "Ass hole! Ass hole!"
This certainly stunned us. We had not once heard a single word nor any single attempted word out of either of them prior to this. And neither one of us had ever used language like this around them. What they could have heard on an isolated occasion or two was one of us telling the other about our day at school, including (we assume) the foul speech of our students. In a few days we were astounded once more when we heard Hubba Hubba say, "Help me get this door open."
This was not at all like parrots. Not only was there no endless practice leading up to the utterance of this sentence, it was as perfectly enunciated as if it were spoken by some human. We began keeping them in a chicken wire pen outside in the daytime. The next time I heard "Help me get this door open," I rushed to the window to find Quoth watching Hubba Hubba as he pecked in the dirt under the wire gate.
One day I was very upset, tramping about the trailer, raving. As I was calming down, Quothe said, "Tom! What's wrong?"
Over the next very few months, they developed nearly all of the words and sentences given below. However, during the last couple of years we were out west, we seldom heard anything new out of them. During our first year in Kentucky, we discovered Hubba Hubba giving deliveries where he not only spoke in his own voice, but also talked in Quoth's voice to make replies. Had Quoth quit talking? We were trying to find out when she vanished for good from their pen outside.
Since then, Hubba Hubba takes spells in the late afternoon saying over and over, "Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello..." or, "What's your problem? What's your problem? What's your problem...?" which he articulates as well as ever. He has begun using our names, but they are very difficult to understand, with "Carol" coming out as "Coah" or "Hoh," and "Tom" sounding like "Hom," though "Quoth," which he has said from the beginning, comes out quite well. He asks for food by saying, "Want some," and when we ask him what he wants, he may occasionally reply, "Want some food," or "Want some water."
Perhaps ravens are best at learning to articulate during some period of readiness, late in their development and any later verbal learning is not something that they're genetically programmed to do as easily. Who's to say? We only have the one bird, and there is very little written on the subject, since any hint that some non-human could possibly have any degree of natural use of true language is still largely regarded as heretical.
Here are the words Hub uses. They are not listed in nice columns because of the contrary behavior of this website: a, all, am, are, ass, awk (spoken), boy, Carol (very poorly pronounced), door, food, fuck, get, go, going, good, hello, help, here, hmmm, hole, how, Hub, I, is, matter, me, open, out, problem, Quoth, right, some, that, the, this, to, Tom (very poorly pronounced), want, water, what, you, your.
Here are his phrases: All right. Awk! Awk! (spoken, as humans would pronounce it) Carol! (very poorly pronounced) Where are you? Hello. Hello how are you? Hello Quoth. Help me get this door open. Here's one. Hey Quoth. Hmmm? How are you? How'r'you how are you? (run together) Hub. I'm a good boy. Hmmm? I'm going to go out the door. That's a good boy. Hmmm? Tom. (very poorly pronounced) Want some. Want some? Want some food! Want some water. What's the matter? What's your problem?
Our character Hubba Hubba in Good Sister, Bad Sister, The Collector Witch, Stone Heart and The Burgeoning is no raven at all, but a double yellow head Amazon parrot with enchanted interludes as a crow, not a raven.
If you've ever had the good fortune to keep a raven or a crow, we'd love to hear about it.